I am all for a bit of mutual masturbation via webcam.
 

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Sorry... NOT!
 

A statement which does not surprise me.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV. In love with zooo.
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(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

I have a lot of online friends (mostly Modwolves) and when I tell people I'm going to meet up with someone I met on the internet, they always seem really shocked, like I've just told them I'm about to jump off a cliff!
 

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When I say I'm a terrible writer, I don't expect you to agree!

"everyone die, then nothing can kill us!"
 

Quote: EllieJP @ March 27, 2008, 3:07 PM

What are everyone's views on online friendships? Are they real?

Can forums be likened to a work place/pub community?

Can you fall in love (for real) online?

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Believe it or not, I met the woman who is now my wife and mother of my child through a forum. I shan't tell you which one, though, as it's a little geeky and embarrassing. And both my wife and I have made good friends through fora (yep, I knew what the Latin was ) - virtual and real friends, that is.

Quote: Charley @ March 28, 2008, 9:03 PM

I am all for a bit of mutual masturbation via webcam.

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And your MSN/IM/ICQ handle is ... ?


(Don't panic - I'm not hitting on you. I wouldn't have admitted to a wife and child if I was, now would I?)

Quote: zooo @ March 27, 2008, 3:58 PM

Definitely.
Kissing and that is essential.

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I reckon you can tell whether or not there's a sexual spark from the first kiss alone. At least, that's been my experience.

Quote: Leevil @ March 27, 2008, 4:12 PM

Oh I can't stand her but poons poon.

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"That kind of parsley garnish went out with the Bee Gees." - dinnerladies, Victoria Wood
 

I met my wife via the internet. We have been married for seven years now.
 

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Naturally sparkling? I've never seen a fizzy river.

www.myspace.com/kloppaman
http://kloppaman.podomatic.com/
 

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ March 27, 2008, 6:55 PM

Cybersex is a load of wank.

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That's just stating the obvious.

Quote: zooo @ March 27, 2008, 8:48 PM

There was some kind of penpal situation involving poets. That's all I know!

Does anyone remember that sketch on Lee and Herring (was it?) with Anthony Hopkins writing letters to women, always signing off, I'm wanking as I write this.
Funniest thing ever.

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One of my all-time favourite sketches.

Quote: ajp29 @ March 27, 2008, 10:55 PM

Try getting laid in World of Warcraft

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Doesn't playing that simply make you a wanker?
 

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"That kind of parsley garnish went out with the Bee Gees." - dinnerladies, Victoria Wood
 

I know people who have started relationships via the internet, but I just feel that meeting a stranger in a pub/club is the best way.

There's no history, no expectations, less character traits hidden etc.

That's just me personally.
 

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Quote: Winterlight @ March 28, 2008, 11:41 PM

I just feel that meeting a stranger in a pub/club is the best way.

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I don't know quite why, but I find that sentiment rather amusing.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV. In love with zooo.
/(bb|[^b]{2})/
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Quote: Aaron @ March 28, 2008, 11:44 PM

I don't know quite why, but I find that sentiment rather amusing.

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I found it fucking hilarious!
 

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"That kind of parsley garnish went out with the Bee Gees." - dinnerladies, Victoria Wood
 

Bless him.
As long as it works!
 

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Where are all the good men dead, in the heart or in the head?
 

Well it is!

All my relationships have come from meeting people in real life!
 

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I've now realised for the first time in my life the vital importance of being Earnest.
 

You know the old "Beer - Helping ugly people have sex since *insert hundreds of years ago date here*" thing? Well that's the Internet nowadays.


Thank God for the Internet.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV. In love with zooo.
/(bb|[^b]{2})/
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Anyway, Aaron, is this 'Laura' your GF and is she a BSG member? Just that I've seen a few people with this 'Magical aura of laura' thing in their sig and it's been confusing me!
 

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I've now realised for the first time in my life the vital importance of being Earnest.
 

Laura is the Great One; zooo. All hail our Glorious Leader, for she is all-knowing and all-wise!
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV. In love with zooo.
/(bb|[^b]{2})/
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

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I'm not too up to date with the goings on of BSG, I've only recently started visiting General Discussion...
 

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I've now realised for the first time in my life the vital importance of being Earnest.