Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
 

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SPONGE BOB.
 

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Where are all the good men dead, in the heart or in the head?
 

I don't think a flip chart would be very impressive. How about an over head projector? I've got a lovely example cluttering up my attic. 1985 model, vintage year. Only 8 owners. Yours for £300. Bargain.
 

Seefacts wrote....
I'm an insufferable arse on here,

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Correct

 

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I'm all woman so don't refer to me as a bloke...ta
 

Quote: bushbaby @ March 28, 2008, 5:37 PM

Seefacts wrote....
I'm an insufferable arse on here,

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Correct

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And someone took the bate . . .
 

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A bit too good.
 

Quote: Seefacts @ March 28, 2008, 5:43 PM

And someone took the bate . . .

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bait
 

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I'm all woman so don't refer to me as a bloke...ta
 

Quote: bushbaby @ March 28, 2008, 6:03 PM

bait

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AGAIN, someone took the bate . . .

Oh no I'm trapped in a paradox!
 

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A bit too good.
 

You've got to be woman always wanting the last word
 

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I'm all woman so don't refer to me as a bloke...ta
 

Quote: bushbaby @ March 28, 2008, 6:20 PM

You've got to be woman always wanting the last word

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No way . . .



Shit!
 

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A bit too good.
 

James Williams: Don't be an arse

Seefacts: Thanks for the tip

That's some online dialogue which will make me laugh for many years.
 

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I've now realised for the first time in my life the vital importance of being Earnest.
 

Quote: Winterlight @ March 28, 2008, 9:11 PM

James Williams: Don't be an arse

Seefacts: Thanks for the tip

That's some online dialogue which will make me laugh for many years.

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Ahh, that takes me back.
 

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A bit too good.
 

If you think I'm James Williams who ever he is forget it, I'm juggles on other forums and as my sig says, I'm all woman. KSSmiling can vouch for that as can Ray dawson and Foxybox
 

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I'm all woman so don't refer to me as a bloke...ta
 

Quote: bushbaby @ March 28, 2008, 11:02 PM

If you think I'm James Williams who ever he is forget it, I'm juggles on other forums and as my sig says, I'm all woman. KSSmiling can vouch for that as can Ray dawson and Foxybox

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Don't worry we know who you are.

James is fella who I've had some lively discussions with.

Calm down, put the heating up really high, have some Worther's Originals then go and take a brand new and unnecessarily big car for a drive.
 

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A bit too good.
 

I'd check with the agent to see what his past record has been i.e who else he's represented and what he's done for them.

You're partly in the driving seat - your talent can bring them a good commission, so see what he/she can do for you.

If you're good enough, then you can afford to be choosy with who represents you.

Someone previously mentioned that your appearence would be important, but I think you should be more concerned with whether your agent is smart and professional themselves. They'll be the person making and breaking deals for you.
 

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I've now realised for the first time in my life the vital importance of being Earnest.
 

Seefacts you have to be careful about what powers he is going to want to have cos if you give him informed consent its basically like you've made the agreement if he makes a deal with a producer. So maybe you should ask how much consultation there will be during things like salary negociations.
 

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