EXT. – DAY ITS RAINING AND WE SEE TONY AND JANET AT A CAR BOOT SALE,
A CUSTOMER APPEARS AND STARTS TO LOOK AT SOME OLD LADIES PANTS.
TONY: (TO CUSTOMER) fifty pence each those or three for a pound them now chap if you’re interested.
CUSTOMER: Are they real lace?
JANET: I’m not sure to be honest love, they were me Aunty Flo’s, but at that price you cant go wrong, can you Tone?
CUSTOMER: (HOLDS THEM TO HIS GROIN, AND THEN OUT FRONT) I’ll take the lot.
JANET: Do you want me to put them in a bag for you?
CUSTOMER: No thanks, Ill put them straight on.
"Francis shows great potential, if only he would shut up and listen".
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March 28, 2008, 6:03 PM BST
Hmm the guy likes wearing ladies underwear, and has just bought some nasty ladies underwear. Feels a little obvious, no twist really.
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Quote: sootyj @ March 28, 2008, 5:03 PM
Hmm the guy likes wearing ladies underwear, and has just bought some nasty ladies underwear. Feels a little obvious, no twist really.
Mr Sooty, do you not remember as a child going to the shoe shop and always wanting to wear the new shoes home whilst putting your old ones in the new ones box?
Well this is old ladies pants and car boot sales.
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March 28, 2008, 6:13 PM BST
Yes, but my shoe buying habits are not essentially very funny. I'm afraid neither is Mr Pants buyer, it's just a bit straight, and obvious.
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March 28, 2008, 6:16 PM BST
Quote: F Green @ March 28, 2008, 4:58 PM
JANET: Do you want me to put them in a bag for you?
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