I've just downloaded "There's Somebody At The Door" from the IT Crowd. Does anyone else out there also have too much time?
 

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The dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died... Dido must be pooing herself.
 

My ringtone has nothing to do with comedy, mine is You'll Never Walk Alone by Gerry and the Pacemakers.
 

Just the basic,

wouldn't it be fun to sneakily give others ring tones,

e.g."Get down I've got a gun," "If I got you drunk, would you sue me for shagging you?" or just good old "Boris would make a great mayor,"

That would be embarrassing.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Mines The Kooks: She Moves in her own Way.

No idea why. Just the only one I have on my phone.

My message tone says in a deep American accent: Excuse me boss, you have a message!


 

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Fuck it, it's Christmas.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

I have Monty Python's "Always look on the Bright side of life" as my Ringtone.
And for text messages I have "True Believers" by the Bouncing Souls for my text messages.

For 4 years I had Europe's "The Final Countdown" as my ringtone. It went off in my jacket once when it was across the room during a lecture. Lucky for me the Professor thought it was funny and didn't give me shit for it.
 

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-Curt


 

I used to have sheep noises ([proudly produced by myself and a friend) as my text message alert... when that went off in a lecture I changed it! So embarassed!
 

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Fuck it, it's Christmas.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

that totally beats my lecture hall story!
 

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-Curt


 

Don't use a mobile. mobile phones are an affront to human dignity and should be reported to Amnesty International. Says I.
 

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www.davidbussell.com
 

Quote: David Bussell @ March 28, 2008, 2:26 PM

Don't use a mobile. mobile phones are an affront to human dignity and should be reported to Amnesty International. Says I.

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-Curt


 

Mine is a sort of plinky plonky version of 'electro boy' by the Boosh. Has been for ages, so long that I've forgotten how to change it.
 

Harvey Danger - Flagpole Sitta....theme from Peep Show.
 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pcVdg3aZjGE

That tune is my ring tone.

Synth at it's best.
 

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Daleks are shit.
 

Quote: Seefacts @ March 28, 2008, 3:40 PM

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pcVdg3aZjGE

That tune is my ring tone.

Synth at it's best.

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Omg, how late 80's?

 

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I went to the loo, and Katie came too (it was a public loo!)...I...shouted "Argh! It's too big for the hole!" - Robyn, BSG

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The Writers' Lodge
 

CTU ring.
 

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Meet The Newmans

Just say Ghoulie thousand trousers then just sit back and relax.
 

As I've only got a basic phone (who needs music, a camera and a vibrator? - yes I know) I've just got the sound of cicadas.
 

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Playwrite extraordinaire.

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