Quote: zooo @ March 27, 2008, 8:48 PM

There was some kind of penpal situation involving poets. That's all I know!

Does anyone remember that sketch on Lee and Herring (was it?) with Anthony Hopkins writing letters to women, always signing off, I'm wanking as I write this.
Funniest thing ever.

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Quote: zooo @ March 27, 2008, 8:48 PM

There was some kind of penpal situation involving poets. That's all I know!

Does anyone remember that sketch on Lee and Herring (was it?) with Anthony Hopkins writing letters to women, always signing off, I'm wanking as I write this.
Funniest thing ever.

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Quote: Nigel Kelly @ March 27, 2008, 6:55 PM

Cybersex is a load of wank. Get into the bloody bedroom once a month after a few pints, missionary position, no foreplay. Blow your load inside her after 2 mins then go to sleep.

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That's why we are separated ex-husband......

 

Okaaaay, let's keep this in private please Penelope, and indeed Nigel.
 

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Quote: Nigel Kelly @ March 27, 2008, 6:55 PM

Cybersex is a load of wank. Get into the bloody bedroom once a month after a few pints, missionary position, no foreplay. Blow your load inside her after 2 mins then go to sleep.

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Well we all know how romantic you are Nigel.

Quote: zooo @ March 27, 2008, 8:21 PM

Makes perfect sense, Lee.

And it's not just a new thing either. Didn't Robert and Elizabeth Barrett Browning fall in love by writing to each other for years in the 1800s?

Someone like that anyway.

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And there was a musical written about it called Robert & Elizabeth in the 60s - but I don't think its ever been revived.
 

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Probably quite a good reason for that David.
 

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Quote: Aaron @ March 27, 2008, 10:41 PM

Probably quite a good reason for that David.

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My mum and dad had the record so I know it inside out.
 

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Some people find it easier to express their desires over the Internet. And I'm pretty sure, that no one is exactly the same over the net as they are in "real life". I've been told I'm pretty similar, although a bit more confident on here. I have first hand experience of things not being as you might expect, but if you click in such a way mind wise, the sex stuff is not all that important...well kinda!
 

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So this was the 1160s then?

Quote: EllieJP @ March 27, 2008, 10:44 PM

the sex stuff is not all that important...well kinda!

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Quote: Aaron @ March 27, 2008, 10:44 PM

So this was the 1160s then?

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What has that got to do with Ellie?
 

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Nothing. I just couldn't be bothered to go back and edit my post to quote you.

1160s 'cos that's shortly before your parents died. etc etc. Innit.
 

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Quote: Nigel Kelly @ March 27, 2008, 6:55 PM

Cybersex is a load of wank. no foreplay.

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Try getting laid in World of Warcraft

Quote: Lee Brown @ March 27, 2008, 8:18 PM

I think you still have to fancy that person within a relationship so it has to stand up

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Sound advice
 

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I would never put any faith into maintaining a relationship with someone unless I'd met them.

I'm probably very different online than I am in real life. I'm nowhere near as fun in real life as I am online!
 

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Quote: Winterlight @ March 27, 2008, 10:55 PM

I would never put any faith into maintaining a relationship with someone unless I'd met them.

I'm probably very different online than I am in real life. I'm nowhere near as fun in real life as I am online!

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I'll meet you if you write me sketches all the time....

Quote: ajp29 @ March 27, 2008, 10:55 PM

Try getting laid in World of Warcraft

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not if you're a night elf...
 

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