Quote: roscoff @ March 27, 2008, 12:09 PM

Not only is 'Where's My Finger' a great idea, I hear on the grapevine that BBC 84 have already commisioned a pilot episode. Apparently there's a sequel already lined up called 'Where's My Finger of Fudge?'

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There's also 'Where's my Finger with Ben Fogle?'.
 

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Quipped Leevil.
 

At least it's not

Where's my finger? In Ben Fogle

Loved the Will and Grace and Favour one, thats well weapon

The Orifice

Riki Gervias as a dislikeable manager of a clinic specialising in anal warts

One in the Hand is worth 2 in the Bush.

A male prostitute services George Bush, preferring to offer him hand relief rather than bum him.


At least it's not

Where's my finger? In Ben Fogle

Loved the Will and Grace and Favour one, thats well weapon

The Orifice

Riki Gervias as a dislikeable manager of a clinic specialising in anal warts

One in the Hand is worth 2 in the Bush.

A male prostitute services George Bush, preferring to offer him hand relief rather than bum him.
 

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World's greatest writer of comedy; under 110 characters or featruing novelty George Bush incontinence gags.

The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Bend it like Beckham - After agreeing to appear in the 'TV' version, Eddie Izzard joins a local football team and is disappointed to learn he'd misinterpreted the title.
 

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The Slagg Brothers live at:welshwriters.org.uk/slaggbrothers.

Our MySpace. Feel free to add us as friends.

Our YouTube. Subscribe to us and we'll return the compliment.
 

 

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Genius.
 

"At home with Fred West and Family"
Has to be a bad idea !
 

Spider Stan

A confused young man wanders around in his mums tights, with a pair of lacy knickers over his face. He shoots his web solution on evil doers (mainly attractive girls), before being put on the sex offenders register.

Jew-rassic Park.

Mad scientist, tries to make theme park, entirely out of cloned Jews. Watch as they flee from an enormous Ariel Sharon. Feel the fear of being stalked by hungry Woody Allens.

On the milf run

Dodgy milk man, stalks yummy mummies dropping their kids off at school.


The comic strip resents

Washed up comics from the 80s moan about how no one appreciates them anymore.
 

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World's greatest writer of comedy; under 110 characters or featruing novelty George Bush incontinence gags.

The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Quote: sootyj @ March 27, 2008, 8:42 PM

Jew-rassic Park.

Mad scientist, tries to make theme park, entirely out of cloned Jews. Watch as they flee from an enormous Ariel Sharon. Feel the fear of being stalked by hungry Woody Allens.

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LOL

Quote: sootyj @ March 27, 2008, 8:42 PM

On the milf run

Dodgy milk man, stalks yummy mummies dropping their kids off at school.

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Is that semi-auto-biographical?
 

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I wish, I'd love to be a milk man.


 

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World's greatest writer of comedy; under 110 characters or featruing novelty George Bush incontinence gags.

The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Ernie?
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV. In love with zooo.
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(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Harry Botter and the Wizards Sleeve

Dumbledore shows Harry where to hide his wand.

Absolutely crab-ulous

Wicked sitcom about 2 fashionistas and their incurable venereal crabs
 

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World's greatest writer of comedy; under 110 characters or featruing novelty George Bush incontinence gags.

The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

The Naked Gunner
A footballer, who looks very much like Emanuel Adebayor, vows not to wear anything until he scores a goal against good opposition. Series that could potential run and run for years and years and years...

Dan
 

Quote: sootyj @ March 27, 2008, 9:58 PM

Harry Botter and the Wizards Sleeve

Dumbledore shows Harry where to hide his wand.

Absolutely crab-ulous

Wicked sitcom about 2 fashionistas and their incurable venereal crabs

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Crude ... but very funny!
 

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"That kind of parsley garnish went out with the Bee Gees." - dinnerladies, Victoria Wood
 

Last Of The Summer Wine does Sex In The City
 

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"I HAVE PUT MY GENIUS INTO MY LIFE. WHEREAS ALL I HAVE PUT INTO MY WORK IS MY TALENT"
 

Pegs in the city

The munting cast of that witless non-com become gypsies and must sell pegs on the New York metro, whilst endlessly wittering on about relationships.

West Write and Shipham off

3 of the UKs wors serial killers, set up a courier service. If it's a lone women, or pensioner signing for the package, they could find the cost murderous!
 

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World's greatest writer of comedy; under 110 characters or featruing novelty George Bush incontinence gags.

The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Quote: sootyj @ March 28, 2008, 2:21 PM

Pegs in the city

The munting cast of that witless non-com become gypsies and must sell pegs on the New York metro, whilst endlessly wittering on about relationships.

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Wouldn't have to deviate far from the original show!

Quote: sootyj @ March 28, 2008, 2:21 PM

West Write and Shipham off

3 of the UKs wors serial killers, set up a courier service. If it's a lone women, or pensioner signing for the package, they could find the cost murderous!

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Haha!
 

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