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roscoff
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March 27, 2008, 6:41 PM BST Edited by roscoff on March 27 2008, 6:44 PM BST
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I've been trying to have an on-line relationship with Ellie's avatar but I just can't get my penis down the phone line. 
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Curt
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March 27, 2008, 6:42 PM BST Edited by Curt on March 27 2008, 6:43 PM BST
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Here is the line to be crossed:
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Here is Roscoff
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EllieJP
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March 27, 2008, 6:46 PM BST
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I actually just laughed so loudly at work, and everyone stared at me! Ooops!
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"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
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Moonstone
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March 27, 2008, 7:17 PM BST
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Quote: Curt @ March 27, 2008, 5:42 PM
Here is the line to be crossed:
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Here is Roscoff
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Quote: roscoff @ March 27, 2008, 5:41 PM
I've been trying to have an on-line relationship with Ellie's avatar but I just can't get my penis down the phone line.
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"especially considering that the guy was apparently going to get me lube." - Robyn, BSG.
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ajp29
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March 27, 2008, 7:38 PM BST
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I tried cyber sex once and the LAN socket circumcised me 
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roscoff
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March 27, 2008, 7:39 PM BST
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Better have sooty and Ian take a look at that for you!
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Gavin
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March 27, 2008, 7:39 PM BST
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need to take the cable out first.
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No, Benn! You need to carry on pumping the monkey! - Robyn BSG
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ajp29
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March 27, 2008, 7:43 PM BST Edited by ajp29 on March 27 2008, 7:48 PM BST
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Quote: ajp29 @ March 27, 2008, 6:38 PM
I tried cyber sex once and the LAN socket circumcised me
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How did I think I could get away with making a knob down a socket joke after 3 pages of comments. Just realised its been made^^ mmm jokes jokes
I once arranged to meet a 30 year old paedophile and it turned out it was a 14 year old girl
Quote: Gavin @ March 27, 2008, 6:39 PM
need to take the cable out first.
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I clicked it back in hence the conversion to Judaism
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Leevil
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March 27, 2008, 7:46 PM BST
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Quipped Leevil.
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Gavin
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March 27, 2008, 7:46 PM BST
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Quote: ajp29 @ March 27, 2008, 6:43 PM
I once arranged to meet a 30 year old paedophile and it turned out it was a 14 year old girl
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Surely then that makes you the leetchy older man?
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ajp29
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March 27, 2008, 7:49 PM BST
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Quote: Gavin @ March 27, 2008, 6:46 PM
Surely then that makes you the leetchy older man?
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I was hoping to get my hands on his money by seducing him with my youthful looks and tight vagina
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Gavin
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March 27, 2008, 7:53 PM BST
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Nigel Kelly
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March 27, 2008, 7:55 PM BST
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Cybersex is a load of wank. Get into the bloody bedroom once a month after a few pints, missionary position, no foreplay. Blow your load inside her after 2 mins then go to sleep.
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Gavin
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March 27, 2008, 8:03 PM BST
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Nigel Kelly: New Romantic.
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Nigel Kelly
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March 27, 2008, 8:04 PM BST
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I am as romantic as they cum Gavin
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