I've been trying to have an on-line relationship with Ellie's avatar but I just can't get my penis down the phone line.
 

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Here is Roscoff
 

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Here is Roscoff

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and

Quote: roscoff @ March 27, 2008, 5:41 PM

I've been trying to have an on-line relationship with Ellie's avatar but I just can't get my penis down the phone line.

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Better have sooty and Ian take a look at that for you!
 

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need to take the cable out first.
 

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Quote: ajp29 @ March 27, 2008, 6:38 PM

I tried cyber sex once and the LAN socket circumcised me

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How did I think I could get away with making a knob down a socket joke after 3 pages of comments. Just realised its been made^^ mmm jokes jokes

I once arranged to meet a 30 year old paedophile and it turned out it was a 14 year old girl

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need to take the cable out first.

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I clicked it back in hence the conversion to Judaism
 

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I once arranged to meet a 30 year old paedophile and it turned out it was a 14 year old girl

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Surely then that makes you the leetchy older man?
 

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Quote: Gavin @ March 27, 2008, 6:46 PM

Surely then that makes you the leetchy older man?

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I was hoping to get my hands on his money by seducing him with my youthful looks and tight vagina
 

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HAHA!
 

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I am as romantic as they cum Gavin