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EllieJP
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March 25, 2008, 9:25 PM BST
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You got the penis filled one?
I want to be that spam.
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"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
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Aaron
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March 25, 2008, 9:31 PM BST
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Aaron
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Curt
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March 25, 2008, 9:35 PM BST Edited by Curt on March 25 2008, 9:38 PM BST
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 Didn't see that one coming. I can't even think of a retort. Ellie wins.
- Cuuurt
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roscoff
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March 25, 2008, 10:29 PM BST
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Quote: EllieJP @ March 25, 2008, 8:25 PM
You got the penis filled one?
I want to be that spam.
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Cut or whole madam?
I do not enforce Leevil's roasts.
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EllieJP
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March 25, 2008, 10:31 PM BST
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Whole please.... don't do things in halves.
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"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
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Charley
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March 25, 2008, 11:32 PM BST
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I just brought me a pair of shoes. Shhhhhhhhhhh! Dont tell my man. He will gut me like a fish. Cool Asos Sale Girls & I just found me the GodDiva site. *Whoop Whoop*
Sorry... NOT!
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Aaron
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March 25, 2008, 11:49 PM BST
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I keep meaning to order myself a new pair of shoes. *strokes chin in thought*
Aaron
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KJSmyling
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March 26, 2008, 12:00 AM BST
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Why do you need shoes if you don't go out, surely what you need is a pair of comfy slippers...
kjs
"The first draft of everything is shit"
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"Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out."
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Aaron
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March 26, 2008, 12:14 AM BST
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I do. Just under protest.
Aaron
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Leevil
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March 26, 2008, 12:16 AM BST
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A big massive vibrating dildo!!!
Quipped Leevil.
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Aaron
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March 26, 2008, 12:26 AM BST
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... Ellie?
Aaron
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Leevil
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March 26, 2008, 12:29 AM BST
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I cum over all Ellie then didn't I?
Quipped Leevil.
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Aaron
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March 26, 2008, 12:32 AM BST
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If you say so. I really wouldn't like to think about it. 
Aaron
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David Chapman
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March 26, 2008, 1:30 AM BST
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Quote: Charley @ March 25, 2008, 10:32 PM
Cool Asos Sale Girls & I just found me the GodDiva site. *Whoop Whoop*
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Can anybody interpret this?
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http://www.eols.org.uk/
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Aaron
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March 26, 2008, 1:39 AM BST
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She bought shoes in a sale at the online fashion website 'As Seen On Screen', AKA asos.com. She also discovered a site called/about/featuring/? 'GodDiva'. I think.
Aaron
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