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If I was a spammer, I'd spam you in the morning.

Nice - there's definitely a NewsRevue song in there somewhere.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, beautiful spam.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Oh yeah. I forgot that "spam" was named after a comedy song.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

Quote: Griff @ March 25, 2008, 5:08 PM

Oh yeah. I forgot that "spam" was named after a comedy song.

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What, the meat Spam?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_%28food%29#Name_origin

I don't think Spam has been funny since about 1976.
 

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Daleks are shit.
 

No the phrase spam.

Meat, then song, then internet phrase.


 

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Apparently tastes like human flesh
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Quote: zooo @ March 25, 2008, 5:15 PM

Meat, then song, then internet phrase.

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A succinct history of Spam, there.

 

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Daleks are shit.
 

Now this is true, the biggest consumers of spam
are ex-cannibals on a remote island in the pacific.
 

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"Francis shows great potential, if only he would shut up and listen".
 

Do you realise that Spam is Maps backwards which are quite useful.
 

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Playwrite extraordinaire.

http://www.eols.org.uk/
 

Quote: David Chapman @ March 25, 2008, 5:39 PM

Do you realise that Spam is Maps backwards which are quite useful.

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Only in a 'Words Backward' competition. Or 'drawkcaB sdroW' competition, as it is on the flyer.
 

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Daleks are shit.
 

Like in life, a map is only useful if you know
where you are, and where you want to go.
 

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"Francis shows great potential, if only he would shut up and listen".
 

Quote: F Green @ March 25, 2008, 6:00 PM

Like in life, a map is only useful if you know
where you are, and where you want to go.

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Yes and like life 98% of it is obscured by a staple.

And like life women can't read them.

And like like they can never be folded away quite right.

And like life they're a bit big and annoying, and you look it a tit reading one.




Do they work?
 

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Daleks are shit.
 

Quote: Seefacts @ March 25, 2008, 6:01 PM

Yes and like life 98% of it is obscured by a staple.

And like life women can't read them.

And like like they can never be folded away quite right.

And like life they're a bit big and annoying, and you look it a tit reading one.




Do they work?

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Like a woman - not on their own.
 

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Playwrite extraordinaire.

http://www.eols.org.uk/
 

Are we all braced for the feminine backlash?
 

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"Francis shows great potential, if only he would shut up and listen".
 

We have better things to do!

Like you know, running the world and that.
 

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