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F Green
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March 25, 2008, 3:55 PM BST
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Apparently 3pm today, thats 1500 hours
is deadline for this weeks entries.
"Francis shows great potential, if only he would shut up and listen".
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sootyj
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March 25, 2008, 4:00 PM BST
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Got my little nasties in already, not holding out much hope.
23.30 on BBC7 who ever gets stuff in, will only be heard by embittered chissleing comic writers.
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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EllieJP
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March 25, 2008, 4:05 PM BST Edited by EllieJP on March 25 2008, 4:05 PM BST
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Moved to Writers' Discussion.
In a relationship.
"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
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David Chapman
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March 25, 2008, 4:17 PM BST
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Damn. I had a good idea which I sent to Newsrevue and forgot about this.
Playwrite extraordinaire.
http://www.eols.org.uk/
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sootyj
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March 25, 2008, 4:21 PM BST
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Still got time. You can only really send them 3 headlines of no more than 7 words, so you should be able to toss one off.
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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oakland
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March 25, 2008, 4:23 PM BST
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THIS WEBSITE IS SHIT AND THEY ARE ALL SPAMMERS JOIN CHORTLE TODAY
http://forums.chortle.co.uk/
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F Green
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March 25, 2008, 4:32 PM BST
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Excuse my ignorance, what is a spammer?
"Francis shows great potential, if only he would shut up and listen".
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zooo
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March 25, 2008, 4:40 PM BST Edited by zooo on March 25 2008, 4:40 PM BST
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oakland was a spammer, before he got banned.
It means someone who bombards every thread with the same message, usually an advertisement for their own site.
Although why he thinks that makes a good advertisement, I don't know.
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Seefacts
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March 25, 2008, 4:41 PM BST
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"If I had a spammer, a spammer in the morning."
Daleks are shit.
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Jake How
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March 25, 2008, 4:46 PM BST
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Quote: oakland @ March 25, 2008, 3:23 PM
THIS WEBSITE IS SHIT AND THEY ARE ALL SPAMMERS JOIN CHORTLE TODAY
http://forums.chortle.co.uk/
View original
No Chortle is shit. 
Christmas Is Coming Soon !
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Aaron
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March 25, 2008, 4:51 PM BST
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I love the irony of it. What an utter gimp.
Aaron
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Jake How
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March 25, 2008, 4:52 PM BST
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Who me ?
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zooo
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March 25, 2008, 4:56 PM BST
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Aaron
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March 25, 2008, 4:59 PM BST
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 No Jake, not you.
Not this time.
Aaron
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Jake How
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March 25, 2008, 5:00 PM BST
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Not this time very funny.
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