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sootyj

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March 19, 2008, 5:38 PM BST
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Well Tumble I believe this is the Thread you were looking for.
Up the Elephant round the Arsehole
Vile standup Jim Nick Nick Davidson, in a light hearted sitcom, about serial animal abuse.
Knite Cider
Michael Knite, in an ongoing battle with alcohol abuse. Has a talking shopping trolley called Shitt 2000, he carries all his empty cans for recycling in.
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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Tuumble

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March 19, 2008, 5:41 PM BST
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Danka Soots!
Can a Mod (or a skinhead - don't really mind) decant my alternative sitcom ideas thread and pour into this receptical?
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sootyj

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March 19, 2008, 5:49 PM BST
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You could just cut and paste, I guess.
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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ajp29

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March 19, 2008, 7:09 PM BST
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The Vicar of Dudley.
Lenny Henry becomes the new vicar of a racist country parish with hilarious consequences
Hola, Wilkommen to le BSG. Proud member of the ESG (European Sitcom Guide)
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zooo

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March 19, 2008, 7:12 PM BST
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sootyj

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March 19, 2008, 7:18 PM BST
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Queer as Volk
A show about young happening gay guys, their, lifes, and loves. Hanging out in a concentration camp in Nazi Germany.
Nappy Days
The Happy Day Gang meet up 30 years on. Except they all have severe IBS and have to wear adult nappies.
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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ContainsNuts

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March 19, 2008, 7:21 PM BST
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Vivian Vyle
A parody of Jermemy Kyle's talk show, but with unfunny story lines.
Some people may call me a genius - I haven't met any though.
http://containsnuts.wordpress.com/
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sootyj

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March 19, 2008, 7:25 PM BST
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Oi no referencing actual TV shows, with out any pun or satire!
Jeremy Piles
A smug, unpleasant man interviews overly fertile scum. Whilst being unable to sit on the floor of his set, thanks to his huge bum grapes.
Jamies Olivers Cruel Dinners
Jamie turns around unhealthy school kids meals. By serving them their pets, and some times siblings, in shepherds pies.
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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March 19, 2008, 8:04 PM BST Edited by zooo on March 19 2008, 8:05 PM BST
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So we don't miss Tuumble's pearls of wisdom in the now defunct duplicate thread :
Quote: Tuumble @ March 19, 2008, 3:53 PM
I'm sure we had a thread for this but I can't find it. I have two more to add so I'll post them here:
"Dad's Armless"
Family sitcom where the father comes home from the factory having had his arms ripped off in an industrial accident.
"The WAG Trade"
Saucy sitcom where Premiershit footballers sell their wives to middle eastern oil tycoons for great big wads of cash.
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sootyj

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March 19, 2008, 8:19 PM BST
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Ramsys Acid flashback nightmares
Gordon takes some very bad brown acid. Then goes to tell chefs off, before curling up in a ball, and crying, because the knives scare him.
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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March 19, 2008, 9:02 PM BST
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Full Nelson - some old bloke sits at his PC wasting time!
Playwrite extraordinaire.
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sootyj

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March 19, 2008, 10:17 PM BST
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Steptoe and Hun
An elderly rag and bone man, taunts and humiliates, the younger rag and bone man. Who happens to be Attila warlord of all Germany, and scourge of the Roman empire.
The Wright Snuff
Stephen Wright presents a topical news, and current affair shops. Whilst popping out to industrial estates, to cure his stress.
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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Tuumble

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March 20, 2008, 1:28 AM BST
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"Upon All Fours"
Comedy shagging with a stuttering shopkeeper and a buxom district nurse.
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March 20, 2008, 2:06 AM BST
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Soggy Biscuit
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March 20, 2008, 11:42 AM BST
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Two Jags and the blind man.
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