Father Dead

Zombie jokes, and pokes at Catholic hypocrisy.

The SHIT crowd

amusing japes about the cleaners at a large company
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Quote: sootyj @ February 23, 2008, 9:22 PM

Parsley Sage Rosemary and crime

Parsley the lion. Rosemary the gardener, and Rowan Williams fight whimsical crime in the afternoon Sunday slot.

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That sounds not just amazing, but AMA|ZING.
 

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Quote: Aaron @ February 23, 2008, 10:02 PM

That sounds not just amazing, but AMA|ZING.

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I don't get that
 

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I'm not going to sit on his face! He wouldn't let me, for a start... - Robyn, BSG

A forum for novelists, short story writers, poets, playwrights etc. Feel free to join in!
The Writers' Lodge
 

Neither do I really. I just hit two keys on the keyboard at the same time, and thought it looked quite cool.
 

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BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
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(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Quote: Aaron @ February 23, 2008, 10:44 PM

Neither do I really. I just hit two keys on the keyboard at the same time, and thought it looked quite cool.

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Now you come to mention it, it really does!!
 

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I'm not going to sit on his face! He wouldn't let me, for a start... - Robyn, BSG

A forum for novelists, short story writers, poets, playwrights etc. Feel free to join in!
The Writers' Lodge
 

Quote: Aaron @ February 23, 2008, 10:44 PM

Neither do I really. I just hit two keys on the keyboard at the same time, and thought it looked quite cool.

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Thats how Google started
 

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Hola, Wilkommen to le BSG. Proud member of the ESG (European Sitcom Guide)

YouTube ONITAALS! MySpace Facebook
 

The Gay Team

An elite team of interior designers, escape from a maximun security public toilet. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, if you don't feel attracted to girls. Then maybe you should call the Gay Team?

Dyker Grove

A Newcastle adventure playground, strictly for lesbians only.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

From me too Poo,

Barry Chuckle kills, and eats his brother, and then poos him out.

Hooray for cheap tawdry, smut !
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

The Maeve Binchy Code

A sitcom about a writer who is hiding a terrible secret
 

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Go on then! Say something funny! Go on!
 

Quote: Blenkinsop @ February 24, 2008, 1:52 PM

The Maeve Binchy Code

A sitcom about a writer who is hiding a terrible secret

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Or a scifi film, starring Keanu Reeves & some blonde, called The 'FAKETITS'!
A blonde who gets alien silly cones. They grow & grow until they burst. BANG!!!!

Or a sitcom about an obsessed wanker, Called 'The Glob'!
He saves it all up & it becomes this giant ball that tries to squish everyone in its path.
 

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Sorry... NOT!
 

Er Charley is that aimed at me?

I demand the right to only be insulted with 3 adjectives.

So obsessive, wanker, with delusions of grandeur.

Beadles not about

What fresh malarkey, will Jeremy try on the unsuspecting maggots eating his decaying carcas?
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Quote: sootyj @ February 24, 2008, 2:12 PM

Er Charley is that aimed at me?

I demand the right to only be insulted with 3 adjectives.

So obsessive, wanker, with delusions of grandeur.

Beadles not about

What fresh malarkey, will Jeremy try on the unsuspecting maggots eating his decaying carcas?

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No not at all
 

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Sorry... NOT!
 

TV Dinners

Hugh Fernley Whittingsall, and gay cannibal serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer kill, cook and eat tranvestite performers from across London. Danny La Rue guest stars as an ouerderve of over cooked ham.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Flash Gordon Brown

Can GB save the world from evil Ming the merciless Cmapbell. Probably stars David Cameron as some random gobshite.

Lord of the Mings

Ming Campbell and Ming the Merciless, must compete too see who can identify where on Kerry Katona various bad smells come from.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)