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Blenkinsop
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Terry & Prunes

The exploits of a hapless constipated businessman
 
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Dead Sea Nesbitt

A Scotchmans attempt of settling a pub bet on whether shite floats.
 
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Like that,

Dad's barmy

A unit of aged mentally ill men, defend Clackton from an imaginary German invader.


 
The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 
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Nice one,


Bridge on the River Tyne

The doings of a bungee events organiser bast in Newcastle
 
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Razor

Dr Frazer Crane is replaced by Dr Hannibal Lecter, he kills and eats the whole cast. After stuffing Niles with that bloody dog.
 
The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 
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Early whores

sitcom set in prehistoric times where caveladies of the night ply their trade from their local.
 
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And thats tragic

Paul Daniels loses everything, and gets sent to prison, where he is driven to suicide, by a life long murderer wiping his arse on his wig


It's a knock up,

Various ugly members of the royal family try and get some munters pregnant, first one to sell tier story to the Sun wins.
 
The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 
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Not bad sooty.

Can you smell what it is yet.

Rolf Harris (blindfolded this time) grades different farts according to their putridness ranging from stale egg to human embodiment of a slurry tanker.
 
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Very nice

Dr Quimm medicine woman

The adventures of a frontier whore, with a magically healing fanny

 
The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 
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ROFL
 

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Quote: sootyj @ February 23, 2008, 3:03 PM

Very nice

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*lol*
 
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Can you see what it is yet.

Rolfe Harris has to lie beneath a giant toilet, into which c list list celebs poo. If he can guess what they had for breakfast, he can get out before getting splattered in the face.
 
The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 
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Home is where my Missus is

An un-PC seventies style middle class show about a go-getting business man who expects his wife to cook, clean and throw dinner parties for his boss.
 
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Quote: Blenkinsop @ February 23, 2008, 6:07 PM

Home is where my Missus is

An un-PC seventies style middle class show about a go-getting business man who expects his wife to cook, clean and throw dinner parties for his boss.


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What's so funny about that?
 
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