Yeah, doesn't quite work like that though, 'cos he might regenerate as a woman, or as a really weird ugly man (me ), and the Tardis can never go to the same place twice, I don't think?
 

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BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Man in the Mirror

Michael Jackson bonged off his mong on prescription meds, keeps seeing himself in his mirror and grassing himself up to social services.

Not so gentle Ben

He gets rabies, he gets angry, he eats Will Nelson alive.


 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

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he might regenerate as a woman

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Mmmmm, liking where this is going...

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or as a really weird ugly man (me )

I doubt this would be a problem. Zooo would probably do you from behind with a strap-on and pretend she's Barrowman.

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and the Tardis can never go to the same place twice, I don't think?

Never heard that one! Ok, so keep moving around 5 meters at a time?
 

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I'm not going to sit on his face! He wouldn't let me, for a start... - Robyn, BSG

A forum for novelists, short story writers, poets, playwrights etc. Feel free to join in!
The Writers' Lodge
 

Top Queer

Jeremy Clarkson and Julian Clary rate the fastest, and most powerful gay men in England. Whilst making hilariously ironic right wing comments.
Stars in a medium priced arse, is best not thought about.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

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Top Queer

Jeremy Clarkson and Julian Clary rate the fastest, and most powerful gay men in England. Whilst making hilariously ironic right wing comments.
Stars in a medium priced arse, is best not thought about.

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WTF?

 

633 Squad On

The antics at a football club where the manager fails to grasp the fundementals of the game.



 

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Go on then! Say something funny! Go on!
 

XXX

Former lumberjacks pissed on Aussie lager do an adult themed show.
 

Quote: sootyj @ February 23, 2008, 1:52 PM

Top Queer

Jeremy Clarkson and Julian Clary rate the fastest, and most powerful gay men in England. Whilst making hilariously ironic right wing comments.
Stars in a medium priced arse, is best not thought about.

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Quote: Blenkinsop @ February 23, 2008, 2:14 PM

633 Squad On

The antics at a football club where the manager fails to grasp the fundementals of the game.

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Actually that sounds like a really good idea for a script. I like it!

 

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-Cuuurt


 

Thatch of the day.

A sitcom about the maker of wigs for football managers

Cannibal hospital

Rolf Harris helps Jeffrey Dahma, and Armond Wiess run a small RSPCA hopsital. They kill and eat him, after defiling his corpse.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Quote: sootyj @ February 23, 2008, 2:18 PM

Cannibal hospital

Rolf Harris helps Jeffrey Dahma, and Armond Wiess run a small RSPCA hopsital. They kill and eat him, after defiling his corpse.

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That is a really bad script idea. That's gotta go up there in the tops.
 

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-Cuuurt


 

Hadaway & Shite

A new comedy police drama based in Newcastle. Tommy Hadaway is a hard-nosed no nonsense detective and his sidekick, Sammy Shite, is always getting them in trouble with their Chief-super
 

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Go on then! Say something funny! Go on!
 

Nice, very nice.

Mime Gentlemen please

Like Time Gentlemen please

only silent
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Quote: Blenkinsop @ February 23, 2008, 2:20 PM

Hadaway & Shite

A new comedy police drama based in Newcastle. Tommy Hadaway is a hard-nosed no nonsense detective and his sidekick, Sammy Shite, is always getting them in trouble with their Chief-super

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look forward to the custody shite.
 

E-Spenders

Set in a virtual online accounts office. Has lots of virtual miserable people all being miserable and making each other miserable too.
 

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Go on then! Say something funny! Go on!
 

Birds of Leather

Like Birds of a Feather but no make up budget
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984