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Aaron

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February 23, 2008, 2:23 AM GMT
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Yeah, doesn't quite work like that though, 'cos he might regenerate as a woman, or as a really weird ugly man (me  ), and the Tardis can never go to the same place twice, I don't think?
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February 23, 2008, 10:42 AM GMT
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Man in the Mirror
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February 23, 2008, 1:25 PM GMT Edited by ian_w on February 23 2008, 1:26 PM GMT
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Quote: Aaron @ February 23, 2008, 2:23 AM
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Mmmmm, liking where this is going...
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or as a really weird ugly man (me )
I doubt this would be a problem. Zooo would probably do you from behind with a strap-on and pretend she's Barrowman.
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and the Tardis can never go to the same place twice, I don't think?
Never heard that one! Ok, so keep moving around 5 meters at a time?
I just don't know.
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sootyj

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February 23, 2008, 1:52 PM GMT
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Tuumble

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February 23, 2008, 2:10 PM GMT
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Quote: sootyj @ February 23, 2008, 1:52 PM
Top Queer
Jeremy Clarkson and Julian Clary rate the fastest, and most powerful gay men in England. Whilst making hilariously ironic right wing comments.
Stars in a medium priced arse, is best not thought about.
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WTF?
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February 23, 2008, 2:14 PM GMT Edited by Blenkinsop on February 23 2008, 2:15 PM GMT
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633 Squad On
The antics at a football club where the manager fails to grasp the fundementals of the game.
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February 23, 2008, 2:16 PM GMT
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XXX
Former lumberjacks pissed on Aussie lager do an adult themed show.
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February 23, 2008, 2:17 PM GMT
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Quote: sootyj @ February 23, 2008, 1:52 PM
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Jeremy Clarkson and Julian Clary rate the fastest, and most powerful gay men in England. Whilst making hilariously ironic right wing comments.
Stars in a medium priced arse, is best not thought about.
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Quote: Blenkinsop @ February 23, 2008, 2:14 PM
633 Squad On
The antics at a football club where the manager fails to grasp the fundementals of the game.
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Actually that sounds like a really good idea for a script. I like it!
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sootyj

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February 23, 2008, 2:18 PM GMT
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Thatch of the day.
A sitcom about the maker of wigs for football managers
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Curt

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February 23, 2008, 2:20 PM GMT
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Quote: sootyj @ February 23, 2008, 2:18 PM
Cannibal hospital
Rolf Harris helps Jeffrey Dahma, and Armond Wiess run a small RSPCA hopsital. They kill and eat him, after defiling his corpse.
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 That is a really bad script idea. That's gotta go up there in the tops.
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February 23, 2008, 2:20 PM GMT
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Hadaway & Shite
A new comedy police drama based in Newcastle. Tommy Hadaway is a hard-nosed no nonsense detective and his sidekick, Sammy Shite, is always getting them in trouble with their Chief-super
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sootyj

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February 23, 2008, 2:21 PM GMT
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Nice, very nice.
Mime Gentlemen please
Like Time Gentlemen please
only silent
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February 23, 2008, 2:26 PM GMT
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Quote: Blenkinsop @ February 23, 2008, 2:20 PM
Hadaway & Shite
A new comedy police drama based in Newcastle. Tommy Hadaway is a hard-nosed no nonsense detective and his sidekick, Sammy Shite, is always getting them in trouble with their Chief-super
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 look forward to the custody shite.
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February 23, 2008, 2:27 PM GMT
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E-Spenders
Set in a virtual online accounts office. Has lots of virtual miserable people all being miserable and making each other miserable too.
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February 23, 2008, 2:29 PM GMT
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Birds of Leather
Like Birds of a Feather but no make up budget
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