The Song Remains the Same

A mocu-rocumentary about the career of Status Quo
 

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Go on then! Say something funny! Go on!
 

 

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Aaron
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(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

On the hearses

A wacky 70s style sitcom about a bunch of necrophiliacs working in a funeral parlour. Watch out Wakey the evil chief mourner doesn't catch you out! Stars Robert Asquith and Tony Blairs father in law.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Hahah, brilliant.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Doctor is a louse

It's another wacky at S Boils hospital on the River Cock, and there's a new dr he's a pubic louse Dr Ian Festin . Can he over come prejudice, will professor Collin E Ants get him, will he win the hand of nurse Kat R Piller?
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Quote: Blenkinsop @ February 22, 2008, 7:00 PM

The Sarsons

A cartoon based sitcom about a vinegar factory

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That made me do a laugh.
 

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Before everything got out of hand, Political Correctness used to be called Spastic Gaytalk
 

Hats all folks

Billy Silly an ex vaudeville comic runs a shop that only sells hats.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Love Thy Enslaver

A hilarious comedy about an escaped black slave who accidentally moves in next door to his old master, resulting in some farcical and side splitting antics.
 

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I'm not going to sit on his face! He wouldn't let me, for a start... - Robyn, BSG

A forum for novelists, short story writers, poets, playwrights etc. Feel free to join in!
The Writers' Lodge
 

Very nice, very good.

Grange swill,

It's just like any normal comp, exept all the pupils are pigs,

Hammo gets hooked on pig feed, and will be in trouble with Baxter Bacon the headmaster.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

One Foot In A Cave

20 part series about a man who is about to step into a cave when he realises he's to scared to go all the way in.
 

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I'm not going to sit on his face! He wouldn't let me, for a start... - Robyn, BSG

A forum for novelists, short story writers, poets, playwrights etc. Feel free to join in!
The Writers' Lodge
 

Ha!
 

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Before everything got out of hand, Political Correctness used to be called Spastic Gaytalk
 

"To The Manor Porn"

Penelope Keith and Peter Bowles return to our screens in a brand new, updated and hilarious version of the eighties classic.
Audrey fforbes-Hamilton has fallen on hard times, and turns to Richard DeVere for help. He suggests filming her in a little erotic love-play with a female friend with a view to selling the film on the internet, but things get out of hand and before they know it, '2 Girls 1 Crystal Cut Champagne Flute' is born.
 

Pup Friction

Dark comedy of RSPCA inspectors being aroused by rubbing themselves up against small dogs.
 

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WTF?

 

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Love Thy Enslaver

A hilarious comedy about an escaped black slave who accidentally moves in next door to his old master, resulting in some farcical and side splitting antics.

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Hola, Wilkommen to le BSG. Proud member of the ESG (European Sitcom Guide)

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Quote: Perry Nium @ February 22, 2008, 8:07 PM

"To The Manor Porn"

Penelope Keith and Peter Bowles return to our screens in a brand new, updated and hilarious version of the eighties classic.
Audrey fforbes-Hamilton has fallen on hard times, and turns to Richard DeVere for help. He suggests filming her in a little erotic love-play with a female friend with a view to selling the film on the internet, but things get out of hand and before they know it, '2 Girls 1 Crystal Cut Champagne Flute' is born.

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Didn't that actually happen?


I think there are so many brilliant ones here that Aaron should compile them into a Christmas book.

The site would make a fortune.
 

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Playwrite extraordinaire.

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