Al gay dar

A gay terrorist organisation, with great fashion sense, but they can't fight because then they'd have clash

they flood the tube with suicide bummers
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Quote: ian_w @ February 22, 2008, 12:12 AM

I shared a house with some Muslims in my last year at uni I wish I'd had this back then

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Now THAT is a sitcom!

Quote: sootyj @ February 22, 2008, 12:17 AM

Al gay dar

A gay terrorist organisation, with great fashion sense, but they can't fight because then they'd have clash

they flood the tube with suicide bummers

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ROFL
 

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The national punt

The BNP open a betting shop, but as they won't take any bets backing teams with black players, they lose loads of money, and then die horribly being eaten by enraged baboon. I hate the BNP.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Hah.
 

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The Orrifice.

All about Charley's daily grind.
 

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Playwrite extraordinaire.

http://www.eols.org.uk/
 

Hahah
 

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(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Captain Corelli's banjo string

A sensitive 40 part sitcom, about war, love, Greece, and the long term effects of chronic masturbation.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

As time goes bi

Sitcom spin off from doctor who. The doctor starts cruising the gay scene for his next assistant


It's Saint Half Pot Mum

Woman vicar afflicted with dwarfism starts dealing cannabis to her son's friends


One flute in the grave

Sitcom following a serial killer who preys on orchestra members


2.4 children

Sitcom following forestic officers as they uncover children's graves
 

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The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
Oscar Wilde
 

Quote: Andrew Smith @ February 22, 2008, 2:47 AM

2.4 children

Sitcom following forestic officers as they uncover children's graves

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Or just 2 children & a 1/4 child.

I have never understood this 2.4 & shit.
Who worked that one out. Were they pissed. Did they have a foetus in a garage.
Hurts my brain it does!
 

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Sorry... NOT!
 

The Liver Birds

The funny goings on in the lives of two girls who work in an offal processing factory
 

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Go on then! Say something funny! Go on!
 

Quote: Andrew Smith @ February 22, 2008, 2:47 AM

As time goes bi

Sitcom spin off from doctor who. The doctor starts cruising the gay scene for his next assistant


It's Saint Half Pot Mum

Woman vicar afflicted with dwarfism starts dealing cannabis to her son's friends


One flute in the grave

Sitcom following a serial killer who preys on orchestra members


2.4 children

Sitcom following forestic officers as they uncover children's graves

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Very nice

The unlikely lads

Two very effeminate men, with long hair, and pronounced man boobs get mistaken for girls on a regular basis.

Hashes to hashes

Gordon Ramsey gets knocked on the head by an enraged restaunter and wakes in a 1980s greasy spoon, where the only meal he is allowed to prepare is corned beef hash.

 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

The Lifer Birds

An amusing comedy set in a womens' prison
 

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Go on then! Say something funny! Go on!
 

Man about the grouse

A cheeky chappy moves in with 2 young independent women, only to find out their really posh, and have merely invited him so they can hunt him with games birds, using shot guns

Captain call me Dave man

A hateful Tory leader with a shit eating grin and boyish smile, takes time out to solve crimes with sexy Charlies Angel Clones, whislt dressed as a big hairy testicle.


 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Quote: Andrew Smith @ February 22, 2008, 2:47 AM

As time goes bi

Sitcom spin off from doctor who. The doctor starts cruising the gay scene for his next assistant


It's Saint Half Pot Mum

Woman vicar afflicted with dwarfism starts dealing cannabis to her son's friends


One flute in the grave

Sitcom following a serial killer who preys on orchestra members


2.4 children

Sitcom following forestic officers as they uncover children's graves

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- Welcome to the site!

Quote: Charley @ February 22, 2008, 3:20 AM

Or just 2 children & a 1/4 child.

I have never understood this 2.4 & shit.
Who worked that one out. Were they pissed. Did they have a foetus in a garage.
Hurts my brain it does!

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Me too! Sounds a bit messy really, doesn't it?

Quote: sootyj @ February 22, 2008, 7:55 AM

Hashes to hashes

Gordon Ramsey gets knocked on the head by an enraged restaunter and wakes in a 1980s greasy spoon, where the only meal he is allowed to prepare is corned beef hash.

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Now that is just genius.
 

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Quote: Charley @ February 22, 2008, 3:20 AM

Or just 2 children & a 1/4 child.

I have never understood this 2.4 & shit.
Who worked that one out. Were they pissed. Did they have a foetus in a garage.
Hurts my brain it does!

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Well I don't claim to know much about it but a guy in the pub said the 2.4 children comes from American anthropologist George Peter Murdock in his 1949 paper entitled Social Structure where he focused on family and kinship organization over a wide range of societies. His paper introduced the idea that the ideal family is the nuclear family mum dad and two point four children.

Society accepts the nuclear family as the norm as most families do begin as a nuclear family and then evolve into another type of family, traditionally when Murdock was writing in the 1940’s it was the one which was seen to be the most acceptable. It was seen to be the most economically, financially, emotionally and reproductively stable, the media portrayed typical roles which are found in the nuclear family.


 

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The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
Oscar Wilde