Life on Mars

we send the cast of When You're Gone to Mars they die like the bad un's did in Total Recall, for real.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Willie Wanker and the Cockless Factory

Self-love takes on a whole new twist as our Willie finds himself locked in a battery farm. He's in for an eggciting time!
 

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WTF?

 

Star Trek will here be a next generation?

Spoddy Trekies must try and have kids, with actual women.

episode 1

Girls the undiscoverd country
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Last of the Summer - Whine

Follow the exploits of a group of S A D sufferers
 

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Go on then! Say something funny! Go on!
 

Hold onto your sides as we follow the jovial mishaps of a bumbling Swedish billionaire who moves his family into a oh-so-typically English stately home. Coming soon to BBC1 “ To The Manor Bjorn”.
 

The Holey Grail

The story of a faulty religious artefact.
 

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WTF?

 

Shaving Ryan's Privates

Corporal Ryan demands his Privates keep their hair trimmed, in this hilarious sitcom based in an army's barber shop - (strictly no porn references).
 

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Imagine a world without hypothetical situations.
 

Top cats,

Officer Dibble is Scunthorpe's lead feral cat exterminator, watch him "top cats" with carbon monoxide

Quote: Charisma @ February 21, 2008, 7:57 PM

Shaving Ryan's Privates

Corporal Ryan demands his Privates keep their hair trimmed, in this hilarious sitcom based in an army's barber shop - (strictly no porn references).

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Could be a winner, could be a winner.

Isn't this a fab thread, for that boring couple of hours before Ashes to Ashes.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

None of these will ever beat Alan Partridge's suggestion for a TV programme called "Knowing M.E., Knowing You" - entertainment show involving M.E. sufferers. Pure genius.
 

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Imagine a world without hypothetical situations.
 

Quote: Writer2K @ February 21, 2008, 7:56 PM

Hold onto your sides as we follow the jovial mishaps of a bumbling Swedish billionaire who moves his family into a oh-so-typically English stately home. Coming soon to BBC1 “ To The Manor Bjorn”.

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(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

"The Wild, Wild Wests"

Serial killer japes-a-plenty as Fred and Rose move in next door to the very posh Margot and Jeremy. Just like the previous tenants Tom and Barbara, Fred and Rose enjoy planting things in the back garden - although these aren't runner beans...they're human bein's!

"The Wild, Wild Wests"...

...so funny it's murder!
 

Again very very nice,

Bye GUM

The adventures of sweet, mischievous Yorkshire pensioners with incurable venereal disease, as they meet at the local GUM clinic. They can't keep away from Whora's batty.


n.b. just saw Scunthorpe is censored, another blow to that noble sea side resort.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Quote: Perry Nium @ February 21, 2008, 8:11 PM

"The Wild, Wild Wests"

Serial killer japes-a-plenty as Fred and Rose move in next door to the very posh Margot and Jeremy. Just like the previous tenants Tom and Barbara, Fred and Rose enjoy planting things in the back garden - although these aren't runner beans...they're human bein's!

"The Wild, Wild Wests"...

...so funny it's murder!

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

I am Leg End

The hilarious tale of my left foot who has an affair with a sultry chiropidist.
 

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WTF?

 

Quote: sootyj @ February 21, 2008, 8:17 PM

Again very very nice,

Bye GUM

The adventures of sweet, mischievous Yorkshire pensioners with incurable venereal disease, as they meet at the local GUM clinic. They can't keep away from Whora's batty.


n.b. just saw Scunthorpe is censored, another blow to that noble sea side resort.

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Only if you've got the language filter turned on.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)