Beautifully simple, but maybe better if they ran an all night convenience store?

It's not my tourettes you're a cunt.

Japesome laughs when Gordon Ramsey is diagnosed with tourettes and no one takes his swearing seriously again.

Cooking the books

Jamie Oliver, and Hugh Fernley Whittingsal open a firm of accountants.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

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Hanging On The Telephone

Dark comedy about a call centre in Bridgend.

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Hangin' Around

A tale of Welsh teenagers who are a real pain in the neck.
 

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WTF?

 

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Seconded, there is a song or skit there for some one to write.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

An Elephant Never Forgets

Lisa Riley undergoes training to become a memory expert.
 

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Quote: Charisma @ February 21, 2008, 7:41 PM

An Elephant Never Forgets

Lisa Riley undergoes training to become a memory expert.

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LOOL
 

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British Sitcom Guide

A tale of sad losers with nothing better to do but waste time on pointless forum threads
 

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WTF?

 

Quote: Tuumble @ February 21, 2008, 7:42 PM

British Sitcom Guide

A tale of sad losers with nothing better to do but waste time on pointless forum threads

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If you need an actor to star in that...
 

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Poo-roe

Jillian McKeith is a Scots Belgian detective, who solves genteel 1920s murders by examining people jobbies

Unhinged and crack head

Like Hinge and Brackett but with 2 violent crack addicts.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Quote: Tuumble @ February 21, 2008, 7:42 PM

British Sitcom Guide

A tale of sad losers with nothing better to do but waste time on pointless forum threads

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Too unbelievable.
 

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Which one?
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Cpatain Corelli's Mandarin

An hilarious tale of an army officer and his small orange friend
 

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Go on then! Say something funny! Go on!
 

Quote: sootyj @ February 21, 2008, 7:44 PM

Poo-roe

Jillian McKeith is a Scots Belgian detective, who solves genteel 1920s murders by examining people jobbies

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Quote: sootyj @ February 21, 2008, 7:44 PM

Unhinged and crack head

Like Hinge and Brackett but with 2 violent crack addicts.

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Life Of Brine

The funny goings on in a jar of sea water
 

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Go on then! Say something funny! Go on!
 

Quote: Blenkinsop @ February 21, 2008, 7:48 PM

Life Of Brine

The funny goings on in a jar of sea water

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Best one yet!
 

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